I recently saw a television interview with a man who is a former Catholic priest, but is now happily married to a woman. I was amused by his admission that in the first days of his marriage, the one thing which surprised him the most about his "changed life" was the difference in closet space. He hadn't anticipated that (as he put it) there were his things on one side of the closet and ALL OF HER
SHOES on the other. This gave me pause to wonder
WHY sooo many of us women out there
have shoe fetishes. Especially when you consider the sometimes exorbitant amount we spend on these prized possessions. But I have also come to the recent realization that
I have taken things one....step......further! To a whole new level of
FETISH. You see, having filled all of the possible shoe storage crevices in
my closet, which is of course "shared" with my husband
(
80% mine/20%
his ). I have now apparently
unconsciously passed my affliction on to my children. How? You ask. Well....my youngest child is still in diapers, and can barely walk yet, but is now the
proud owner of about 20 pairs of shoes! The most embarrassing thing about this revelation is that they don't even
all "fit" and probably never
will fit. But, none the less, they are
all jammed into a drawer...which now barely closes, just in case they
might be worn....someday.
And ....I KNOW.....
I KNOW....I "should" go donate A L L of
my unneeded pairs of shoes- plus-
A L L of the babies ones to some needy soul somewhere. But I just CAN"T do it!! I can't bare to be separated from them. So there- it- is....my "addiction". Of course, we married housewives use the "polite" term...
fetish to describe it. It just doesn't sound so bad that way. But, in truth...
it is an addiction!
I AM A SHOE ADDICT. Well....at least I'm not
yet in league with the Imelda Marcos' of the world. An essay written by Lance Morrow for TIME magazine estimated her collection at 5,400 pairs. Now.....that is not a simple fetish, my friend.....
THAT is a sickness!!
As for the "reason" we are all compulsive shoe shoppers...?....Who knows? ...Maybe it's subliminal advertising that is to blame. I don't know. And truth be told..I don't really care. I just know that I L-O-V-E a good pair of adorable
NEW SHOES!!!!!
SCRIPTURE OF THE DAY No temptation has overtaken you except what is
common to humanity
1 CORINTHIANS 10 : 13